I still have basically no idea how this platform is meant to work I need an adult to guide me
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Hi I'm gay
Hello Mastodon, sorry I am inattentive, I am just an idiot who keeps getting distracted by the bird site, I still love all of you and your gayness
I haven't even gone for disability benefits for all this chronic illness shit I've been dealing with because I know the Tories will gut them at the 1st opportunity.
Time to test out the ol Conservative mantra of "BOOTSTRAPS AAAAA".
If I die of exhaustion and a really weak immune system please martyr me so I can die with my ego satisfied.
when you dream of nazis https://kitty.town/media/Moe8nE0u6C5D3mueft8
Some people can't seem to understand why so many French are protesting after #Macron's victory. The most popular comment goes pretty much like "you got what you voted for", which is revealing: these commenters understand politics as if it was a soccer match in which the only thing that matters is winning. They can't seem to understand that Macron won because he was the lesser evil, and the fight needs to continue, if people don't want to see France become a neoliberal hell
https://octodon.social/media/1pPchmdmO3HNPlTIIEQ Met bae in town today ๐ ๐
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I require more tooters to follow where all the cool kids at?
Also new #StevenUniverse tomorrow bois. We in it
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I am back, Mastodon, with a new shirt and everything!
Been playing that Mass Effect Andromeda and I keep interrupting people by doing a Sam impression and calling people "Pathfinder". Also expecting a call from apprenticeship acadamy. Learning to code and shit too! I need to engage more with this platform, I keep forgetting how lovely you all are.
Has anyone ever done a course through The Training Room in the UK? Are they trustworthy?
Ya boi might be able to start a course to become a software developer. It's nice to actually have a future!
...just gotta pull 3 thousand pounds outta my ass though, anyone in the market for a kidney? It's healthy!
https://www.twitch.tv/morganthefoolish #Streaming The Consuming Shadow, a #horror #game about hunting Lovecraftian nightmares that may or may not be here to kill us all. 2 minutes!
I still wish I could go back and erase Avatar The Legend Of Aang from my memory so I could watch it for the first time again.
Instead of smoking marijuana I ate 4 battenburgs today which honestly makes me feel just as if not more gluttonous
I got that #chronicillness feeling in full today my friends, guess it's time to just not exist because of things out of my control
Also #depression wee hoo what a life
Sometimes you just like the way a #selfie looks and you feel good about yourself and that's ok https://octodon.social/media/Ot2up_lbjE3BYxd2MUA