Miss Snarkerson @MissSnarkerson@octodon.social
accidental analyst
owned by cats & their cats
yes my cats have cats of their own
cis/het/she/her
white
working on improving
not flirting, just excited
drunk, rando psa, inexpert advice, just ignore Show more
catching up on masto and someone said interdicts and I've had enough bourbon that it's the funniest thing I've ever seen........
drinking too much bourbon and watching a ridiculous movie... #goodlifechoices
uspol, webcomic, pearls before swine Show more
If you ever wondered, like me, what the freck is up with no/fake pockets on women's wear.... thisll sort you out
https://www.racked.com/2016/9/19/12865560/politics-of-pockets-suffragettes-women
Racism is a choice. It is a decision made by a racist. It is not a mental illness.
Period.
“If I were browner and had boobs...it would be a shit show.” https://amp.thedailybeast.com/what-its-like-when-elon-musks-twitter-mob-comes-after-you
(-)/workplace rant/swears/caps/crude-ish Show more
This is how NASA writes software:
https://www.fastcompany.com/28121/they-write-right-stuff
I want the software driving cars around my family to be held to the a similar standard of quality. In the context of self-driving cars, "Move fast and break things" means "Half-arse it and kill people."
Humans in the USA manage 1.16 fatalities per 100,000,000 miles travelled. Uber's software couldn't even get to 3 million miles before it killed someone.
We do this properly, or not at all.
"For every dead girl, there is always a “sweet, quiet” boy." https://jezebel.com/dead-girls-and-our-sweet-quiet-boys-1826193367
Dear Whomever Did The Thing To Give Us The DM Column: You Are *Awesome*! Thanks!!!!
the five stages of gaming 🎮 🙃
totally not inspired by me #pixelart #aftertile #mastoart
I woke up this morning before my alarm* & by the time I definitely had to get out of bed**, I had a snuggly cat curled up with me & was half asleep, so now I want to stab anything that even minutely annoys me.****
* Dear People Who Enjoy That: seriously? why? what's wrong with you?***
** I literally never leap out of bed right when I wake up
*** sorry, nothing is wrong with you, you're just different than I am, & I'm cranky today. you're great just the way you are!
**** you've been warned
move aside Roomba, we're not done here
Circuitous thought: do I still own a waterpik? I should really floss more, but I also really hate flossing, so maybe using a waterpik would be better and I'd actually do it? but if I had a waterpik & abandoned it (obvs because I can't remember if I still own one), then maybe using a waterpik isn't any better than flossing & I should floss & shut up about it? although, floss itself is a single use product contributing to waste so maybe I should think about a waterpik? do I still own a waterpik???
I'm beginning to think that flossing is the most powerful thing I can do to have a good day
it's like, "I have fought the forces of entropy in my mouth
of course I can fight them everywhere else"
or if my inner voice is being a bitch and telling me I don't have it together, I can say bitch I fukken flossed today, I'm an adult
I often get asked if I intend to complete a real tarot deck: Yes, I do :). You can subscribe to my newsletter: https://www.sylvia-ritter.com/tarot-deck/ . In case you don't want to miss important updates in the future :). #art #illutration #tarot
