was tootling around in Mass Effect (orig) on my lunch break and every time I cartwheel the mako down a cliff (frequently), I giggle to myself...
FemShep (outraged): WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ENTIRE CREW HAVE SEVERE SPINAL CORD INJURIES AND THE ALLIANCE IS PERMANENTLY REVOKING MY DRIVERS LICENSE?!?!?
me: *chortle* *snort* *tries to flip the mako on its back*
GOOD MORNING.
ITS TIME TO TRY AND PICK ONESELF UP. SOMETIMES THE DREAD IS A HEAVY WEIGHT. THE DEPRESSION, THE SADNESS. YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. WORK OUT YOUR COPING MECHANISMS. WHATEVER CAN GET YOU MOVING EASIER IN THE FUTURE. IT MAY TAKE TIME BUT PLEASE KEEP GOING.
YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
NEVER GIVE UP.
BE STRONG.
💪 
for the tail end of your #caturday, cat shaped void and her henchkitty sir chubbs...
People seem a little confuse about responsibility to fight oppression.
If there is a system that oppresses and kills people for YOUR benefit, you are morally obligated to oppose it. Even if you yourself did not commit a crime, it is for YOU.
Yes, I'm talking to you, white people, men, cis people, heterosexual people, rich people. We ALL are *morally obligated* to tear apart a system that hurts other people for our benefit.
For my masterthesis I still need a narrator voice. I wanted to do the narration myself, but my spoken english is not as good as I wish it would be.
Because of that I'm asking you people of #mastodon if there is someone (female) who would do the narration for my thesis project?
Preferably with little to no accent/dialect (light northern british accent would be ok). But you should have a clear pronounciation and good audio recording quality.
#voiceactor
Hi fine folks of Mastodon, I am not crazy about my current job situation, so if anyone knows of a dev or animation company looking for a Mac SysAdmin, let me know!
I was an Apple Genius for ~4 years (with overall experience of 7.5 years) and I'm currently a SysAdmin for a dev.
I have experience with Linux and Windows, some Python (2.7 & 3.6), and MDM. Oregon locations preferred, Bend if possible, but potentially flexible - just not LA.
I know this is a long shot, but thanks anyways! #jobs
throwing a girls night in cocktail party for my awesome femme co-workers & everything is as ready as it's going to get....just having a wee snuggle with the kittehs before everyone gets here...
“Other restrictions about weight, makeup, body hair, tampon use and forbidding sweatpants in public make it seem as if the Saints watched The Handmaid’s Tale and thought, “They just don’t go far enough.”” https://buff.ly/2H2Jdd8
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"My funny runs out; my cute runs out; my smart sometimes hiccups; my sexy wakes up with uncontrollable diarrhea." https://lithub.com/samantha-irby-why-id-rather-live-alone/
"To be calm becomes a kind of revolutionary act."
Giving money to your admin to keep things running or to the Mastodon project are great ways to give back and help your community.
Giving money to support individual users on Mastodon who need money and resources is just as if not more helpful and important.
Support the poor in your community. Pay the artists. Spread the resources around. Make this place as healthy and punk rock as possible.
❤️
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Ohhh..not even close
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"In perhaps the creepiest example, Facebook applied for (and received, last year) a patent for a tool called Techniques, for emotion detection and content delivery. It would use the camera in your phone to take pictures of you as you scroll through content. Facebook would then use facial analysis to measure how much you did or did not like the content in question, so as to determine what kind of stuff to send your way."