I love my wife, but she's always had a hard time standing up for herself she doesn't like to confront people.
But today, when some dude wouldn't accept, "Thanks, but I'm happily married," for an answer and tried flattery, she said, "You want to know my secret? It's the Bathory Method. I lure rude boys like you to a farm, hang you over a tub by your ankles, slit your throats, and rub your hot creamy blood into my skin."
So proud. I've finally corrupted her. 😈