I woke up this morning before my alarm* & by the time I definitely had to get out of bed**, I had a snuggly cat curled up with me & was half asleep, so now I want to stab anything that even minutely annoys me.****

* Dear People Who Enjoy That: seriously? why? what's wrong with you?***

** I literally never leap out of bed right when I wake up

*** sorry, nothing is wrong with you, you're just different than I am, & I'm cranky today. you're great just the way you are!

**** you've been warned