nervous nervous nervous #Syria
Trump is completely bonkers and he has none of the grace or elan of Obama when it comes to foreign policy. WE ARE SO SCREWED
did I mention Russians could die tonight? OMFG #Syria
there are so many ways Trump could screw up an attack on Syria tonight
press people at the Pentagon have been told not to go home...something's up with Syria tonight, folks
man, I'm nervous about Syria right now
tired. I really want to work on my outline again tonight, but I don't know if I have the energy
Panda 007 was in the field, scoping out one of several Illuminattis that had organized in his neighborhood. He made sure his silencer was ready and he jumped out, hitting the leader with his first shot.
But being a panda, he did this all really slow and really cute.
Yet his reflexes were so good, that he managed to escape to fight another day. He came home after a hard day of fighting Illuminattis to some delicious bamboo. He enjoyed his bamboo and called up his favorite babe for Nexflix.
as I grow older, I realize the world doesn't owe you anything. it helps if you're young or hot. or young and hot
while the idea of being distributed on the backend is cool in theory, in practice, it could see it causing serious trouble for the service if it wants to kill Twitter. but what do I know. I'm just spitballing it
love and lust
are twin desires
who vie for hope
in the dark of the night
but lust fades
quick enough
though
love can last
until we can't get enough
#micropoetry
what are we
but figments of God's imagination
who blink out of existence
on a whim
but the Lord is fickle
as can be
so we don't know
our fate
until it is much, much too late
#micropoetry
A little boy, full of pride, was rummaging in the mud of his mother's garden when he found a gun. He knew from his father, that only men had guns. He wanted to be a man, so very very bad. So he took the gun and played with it, eyed it to see what made it tick. But before he could hear that fateful click, his mother came rushing towards him and took the gun telling him he had her worried sick!
Hmmmm....the fact that there is no universal log-in for instances is an interesting feature.
it may come
that one day
we all know
who we love
but I'm afraid
that in its place
we'll just find rain
and our search
for love
is in vain
#micropoetry
Now I feel like writing flash micropoetry.
Billy Joel was at his piano, tinkering away, when the ghost of John Lennon came his way. Lennon asked him if he could imagine and Billy said he could. Billy asked if John thought he was crazy and John said he just might. The two of them decided to write a song and then John faded away much to Billy's dismay. But Billy always remembered his moment with John and thanked the stars above, that it had come along.
George the Elephant was best friend with all the birds of the air. One day, he decided he wanted to fly. So he begged and pleaded for the birds to help him do just that. The birds tied ropes around him and he got to fly through the air. But the birds grew ever so tired and within moments, he came crashing to the ground. The birds wanted to be an elephant, so he took turns teaching them each how to make elephant noises. But he couldn't teach them how to have a long memory, that's just for him!
A little girl invented a robot who did all her homework for her. Soon enough, she had all evening free. But then a big test came and she had no idea what to write! She failed the test, got a big old zero. She came home to the robot and kicked it, stubbing her toe. "You darn robot," she said. "You have got to go!" But the robot wouldn't go, and she had to push it aside. She reprogrammed it, though, to help her learn for the next test! She got a 100 and her parents were so very proud!
