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A mink was rummaging through a kitchen and found on the table a cookie and some milk! He loved chocolate chip cookies ever so much, so he dipped some of the cookies in the milk. He grew greedy, however, and opened the refrigerator door, looking for more! He got locked in the frig and was only saved when his owner heard his little paws banging against the frig door. He learned his lesson: avarice can be deadly!
@Migukin I liked the part where the mink got the cookie, but it kinda went down hill from there...