MightyBigCar @MightyBigCar@octodon.social
Rural eccentric. Rude mechanical. #beer, #bernesemountaindog, #holdmybeerandwatchthis
Stoned and drunk seems to be the right way to approach Matlab scripts written by a Fortran IV programmer.
But damn I make a lot of typos in the process.
For no apparent good reason, here is a whole lot of cute - Mercalli's girlfriend McSorley as a little pup.
Very interesting thread on #birdsite about the "zone rouge" in #France, leftover from #WWI.
I went to the museum in #Verdun two years ago and it was the best museum I have ever been to. Also, the surroundings were just surreal, all those huge creaters and trenches still visible.
https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/989100350044082176
Japan is definitively superior.
#CherokeeIndians #CasinoMoney
Free Money: The Surprising Effects of a Basic Income Supplied by Government
https://www.wired.com/story/free-money-the-surprising-effects-of-a-basic-income-supplied-by-government/?mbid=social_twitter
Attention corporate mail server admins. The users of my cluster rely on email to let them know of job errors and other anomalous conditions - "no news is good news" is the rule. If you feel that there's too much mail coming from the cluster, please contact me. Do not, under any circumstances, block random nodes without telling anyone. It is particularly evil to just block some nodes and leave others alone, so we still get some emails, and think things are operating as usual.
Affect of global warming on California's winters.
hello over years i have successfully trained a neural network to write optimized and documented code in any programming language when given access to the internet. at the time hardware wasn't advanced enough and it had to be made into a human brain
2/2
Body: (resets controls)
Part of Brain we don't hear from much: (realizes mud+37=well)
Brain2: well
Brain: well what?
Brain2: well
Brain: wel-Oh! Feet, take us to well
Legs: it's cold. Next time put on pants.
Well: (pump pump pump)
Brain: WTF?
Brain2: (pulls out pipe & deerstalker) guests turned on well to fill their camper, forgot to turn it off, water tank overflowed, generator ran & ran trying to keep up.
Body: smartass (turns off pump)
Feet: sleep now?
Brain: (sigh) yep, take us back
1/2
Body: wakeup
Brain: 's 3am. Sleep.
Body: gotta go
Brain: 3am
Body: shoulda thot of that before drinking all those beers.
Brain: k,k, feet get us there
Feet: floor cold. Sleep warm.
Brain: get us there & back, we all sleep
Feet: ok
Body: (relief)
Feet: sleep?
Brain: hey, no power
Feet: not going outside without shoes
[Heads to battery shed]
Eyes: look at all the mud
Brain: but it didn't rain
Eyes: so many faults - batteries 37%, generator max run time, low voltage
Brain: why?
90 minutes to beer o'clock. Which will also be taco o'clock.
Situation dire. Not sure I can hold out that long.
The awesome folks who make the Awesome 'Possum series are careening toward their next volume's Kickstarter deadline, but need some support. All the previous volumes have been winners, so I'm sure this one will be awesome!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/861608378/awesome-possum-vol-4
This shed is once again the ultimate power in the yurtiverse. I suggest we use it.
Oh for crying out loud it's Monday. How did it get to be Monday already? Who stole my weekend? Why does it have to be a soggy rainy Monday? Why does the bank say my account is overdrawn? Oh, wait, I know the answer to that one. Can I just go back to sleep till the sun comes out, though?
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Arg! Paul McCartney's "Jet" has been stuck in my brain for two days now!
Make it stooooooop!!!!
@McMemeBot order 4 slep
