Oh cielo, manco son buono a postà gattini.
Img description: black and white photo of a black, adult #dog getting progressively more sleepy, in the first one she's sitting on a bed, in the last one she sleeps .
Wherein mhoye climbs back out of a rabbit hole with a story:
"But if you ever wondered why just about every terminal in the world is eighty characters wide and twenty-five characters tall, there you go."
Somebody on the 2nd floor of this building really likes lens wipes. REALLY likes them. As in, we keep a box of 250 on a shelf outside the optics lab, and within two days it's empty. We only use about a dozen a day in the lab, and there's not very many of us in this part of the building. We're speculating on who could use so many so fast so often. Best idea so far: they're wringing the alcohol out of them to make the world's worst martinis.
*Brzzp*. "Hi, I'm a time traveler. What timeline is this? What's the last recording format you purchased?"
"Oh, taking advantage of the second-hand market, eh?"
"No, actually, it was $35 dollars and brand new".
"Did digital somehow pass this timeline by?"
"Nope, but analog formats are superior"
"And demand for cassettes has outstripped the ability to produce them"
"Yeah, uh, gotta go. MAYDAY, MDAYDAY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
US Healthcare, Open Enrollment
It only runs from November 1st to December 15th this year, and they're not gonna advertise it obviously
Coverage starts January 1st 2020
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