MightyBigCar @MightyBigCar@octodon.social
Rural eccentric. Rude mechanical. Rustic hippy. #beer, #bernesemountaindog, #holdmybeerandwatchthis
Porch Base: Mission Control, we have returned from the EPA, and are once again seated. We have located the bug spray. *kof* *kaff*
MC: Porch Base, you are breaking up.
PB: *kaf* and also the weed
MC: oh
PB: *ptssssht* *glug glug glug*
MC: what was that!?!
PB: *urp* and the beer. Sunset observations resuming... Now.
MC: sigh. Good work Porch Base.
Doggo: woof!
MC: you too, Doggo. Over and out.
PB: over and far out, dude...
PB: bssssht Mission Control, the is Porch Base. Our butts are in the chairs and we are going to sit this most thoroughly.
Mission Control: Roger.
PB: uh MC, where's the bug spray?
MC: if it's not with you, it's back in the mother ship.
PB: but that's like a 100 meters away!
MC: a rescue mission can't get to you for at least an hour. Can you send Doggo?
PB: naw, he's busy chomping on a stick.
MC: looks like you'll have to do an extra porchicular activity.
PB: crud. Standing up in 3... 2... 1...
It's 7pm. It's 25c out. There is a breeze. The sun is golden. Think I'll grab a cooler of beer, some cheese and crackers and olives, a couple of books... Lazy Ass porch Porch Sitting commencing in 3... 2... 1...
@Mainebot if you get good ones, please post!
This hive is full of bees and honey.
...I signed up to Mastodon for many reasons, but one of 'em was the chillness. So seeing the main dev get mobbed on account of a feature they're working on is making me uncomfortable.
Just make an issue on Github and discuss the pros and cons there. That's where code discussion typically goes, anyway. And go grab a glass of water and some fresh air. This ain't Twitter—mobs aren't even close to necessary regardless of what you try to justify them with.
Look y'all here because I built Mastodon the way I wanted and you happened to like it. If you no longer like it that's your own business, don't give me shit about your failed expectations. There's the door, there's the code, there's the alternatives. The shit I've received today just because I was open to something that a part of the community wanted is completely inacceptable.
Important tractor safety tip. Watch *where* you are mowing as closely as you're watching *what* you're mowing. 😭😠
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@JulesIsWeird Da Boss is in da hood. Or at least, on da bed.
Brrrr! We've slipped back to late-winter/early-spring weather. What the hell happened to summer? We got all of 48 hours of that over the weekend, and that got my hopes up.
I did NOT sign up for the random access calendar.
@Averly hoping things go well!
@Averly about an hour later...
Brain: Doggos had the right idea
Body: I'm not getting out of this adirondack chair till noon
Brain & Body (agreeing for once): zzzzzzz
Doggo1 (whispers): missage from @Averly!
Doggo2 (whispers): what is?
Doggo1: is morning!
Doggo2: is morning!?! Yay!!
Doggo1&2: (bounce onto bed) wiggle snuggle glurp paw sniff wiggle glurp WAKE UP HOOMAN! IZ TODAY!!
Brain & Body (still agreeing): aaaaaaaaarrggghh!!!!
Doggo1: I do wigglesnuggle closer
Doggo2: no I do
Doggo1: rassle you for it!
Doggo1&2: wiggle thrash snap kick paw snort (fall off bed, run out door)
Brain: caffeine...
Body: taking us there
Doggos are all worn out after their busy day.
