Look here internet hardware vendor. When I ordered that critical part from you yesterday and your website offered "One day shipping (tomorrow afternoon)", you should have made it clear that the tomorrow of Thursday in your universe is Monday in our universe.

@Excuse_haver I always reply to such threads, so that eventually everything will be named after me. In the not too distant future, you'll find yourself in a restaurant saying "I'll have the MightyBigCar sandwich with MightyBigCar bacon and MightyBigCar cheese hold the MightyBigCar, with a cup of MightyBigCar and a small side of MightyBigCar, and a pint of MightyBigCar to drink."

At that point capitalism will collapse because no one can figure out what they're buying or selling.

@johnrandom sounds like you should give them a cardboard cutout of yourself next time they ask you to work late.

@boobs_idiot not recommended while driving or operating heavy machinery

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@spacekookie Pretty much sums up my language experiences while traveling in Europe.

@Excuse_haver Bepis is a poorly attested Mervongian King of the Franks, thought to have ruled for a brief period in the 7th century, either before Pepin the Middle or after him. Bepis is known only from some scribbled marginalia in monastic records, and an guesthouse privy graffito (unfortunately lost when the outhouse was burned in the Franco-Prussian War) that roughly translated as "On this throne, I, Bepis, royally struggled all night on the Feast of St Stephen. Don't eat the mince pie."

@banjofox @drwho @yoz I suggest subscribing to Monoprice's cable timeshare service. For $25, they send a half dozen cables you can toss in a drawer. When you need a cable, open the drawer & maybe one will be there if someone isn't using it - like using Uncle Bela's timeshare condo if someone else hasn't reserved it on the day you want. You need to re-up for $25 each year, & there's no guarantee that the cables you get will be the same ones you put in there.

@drwho they weren't breeding. @yoz's cables we're at my place, tormenting me in exactly the same way. And now they're over at his place taunting him, which is why I can't find a one of them even though I had ten on the desk just half an hour ago.

There's really only about 50 microUSB cables in the whole world, they simply teleport from place to place in order to maximize human frustration.

@mjog hmm. Not sure if it fully meets your requirements, the Dan A4-SFX v3 looks like it might be a good choice. Tiny form factor, and you can squeeze in an i7 and a full size GPU.

@distel Good evening. I'm sitting here with a nearly finished beer and a couple of very tired (but very happy) dogs. As our good day ends, we hope yours is just as good.

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