Same week as I get hired back on Mastodon everyone moves to #pleroma
Coincidence? I think not!
CONSPIRACY! MOST DEFINITELY! 
@maloki If you have Pleroma you should go see a doctor
@kevinja @gargron @maloki followed by someone reading really fast "Pleromamaycausedrowsinessdizzinssdropyand/orrectalleakage.DonotoperateheavymachinerywhileonPleroma.PeoplewhoarepregnantbreastfeedingorpronetofallingoutoftreesshouldnottakePleroma.CommonsideeffectsofPleromaincludeunstoppablesneezingspeedblinkinglossofhairlossofinhibitionslossofvirginityandlossofyourmind.Ifyouexperienceatootlastinglongerthan4hours,consultyourinstanceadminimmediately."