Phone: Monday!
Brain: Monday?
Body: sleep more
Phone: Monday
Body: sleep
Brain: you sure?
Phone: definitely. Wakeup time.
Body: it's Sunday. Sleep in.
Brain (to body): I'm with you, but we gotta verify
Brain (to phone): you sure you're sure?
Phone: yep, Monday, quit hitting snooze
Body: wanna sleep.
Brain: Phone might have a point
Body: it's April 1st. Phone just likes to torment us. Let's sleep.
Doggo (bounces onto bed): wake up! Coldnose!wake up!morning!play time!
Body: Doggo's in on it, too.