Why I'm going to quit my job and become a tarantula rancher, part 42955...

Hot shot dynamic dev manager: you should move across campus to be closer to my team.
Me (thinks): his team pays half my budget, so not unreasonable...
Me: ok
Me (looks at lab stuffed with stuff): sigh (starts packing, arranging movers, scheduling downtime, etc)

[2 days later]

HSDDM: interrupt priority work is data visualization. Get on it to exclusion of all else.

[2 weeks later]

HSDDM: why aren't you relocated yet?