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@jason @Mainebot well, the other option is that the shambling mockery of science that is your reanimated corpse is doing a better imitation of life than most such abominations can manage. Since that's typically "urrrrrrgh" followed by a collapse into a heap of bones and desiccated tissue, I'll bet on 'alive and not a lurching horror'.