@Gogogadgetpants tell me about it. Some ski slopes simply aren't safe for all the idiots going too slow and turning unpredictably, and the maniacs going too fast and not turning at all, all of them on trails that are well outside their ability. Sheesh...

... oh, wait, you're not talking about Stupid People On Rental Equipment, are you?

Damn this "last in first out" presentation of toots!