@ElectricMink oatmeal would be good. [heat water. pour] dammit too much water. this will be too runny [adds more oatmeal] dammit. this is suitable only for as construction material. possibly concrete patching. [pour] soup [add] stucco repair [pour] the coffee is thicker than this [add] bondo [....

several iterations later, oatmeal of the proper consistency is achieved. But is it possible to eat this much oatmeal without serious internal damage?