"The Headless Horsesnoot"
In the dark of night, the disembodied nose and mouth of a roan horse terrorizes the New England village of Glazedham, stealing carrots and sugar cubes, whinnying outside doors, and blowing huge equine snot goobers into the ears of those foolish enough to sleep with the window open. Can nothing stop this menace? Can Wilson the Paranormal Cowboy solve the mystery and placate the beast? Or will the Chamber of Commerce's evil plan to profit off the citizens misery succeed?
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