NEVER enough goldfish.
Except maybe...
The huge barrels of cheese balls.
#ieathealthy
@Averly I would like to disagree. Cheese balls pale in comparison to goldfish, and exist merely to provide an intermediate step between goldfish and all other cheesy snacks, as seen by the following cheesy snack magnitude scale (presented here courtesy of the International Cheesology Union):
Goldfish - 10
Cheese balls - 1
All other cheesy snacks - 0.1
So it would have to be a really huge cheese ball barrel to exceed goldfish.
@Averly cheese scientists are studying Cheezits' oddly variable nature. Normally they're around magnitude 0.5, but if a cheeseologist on a road trip pulls into a truck stop & no goldfish are present, the Cheezits'll have cheese magnitude of 4 to 8 (depends on regular, parmesan, or spicy). Researchers try to find if goldfish actively suppress the Cheezits’ magnitude or if it's a hallucination induced by the need to have something to snack on for the next 500 miles that isn't a goddam potato chip.
@MightyBigCar 🤣 I wanna be a cheese scientist when I grow up!
#deletepotatochips
@MightyBigCar 😂 But what about Cheez-Its?