PB: bssssht Mission Control, the is Porch Base. Our butts are in the chairs and we are going to sit this most thoroughly.
Mission Control: Roger.
PB: uh MC, where's the bug spray?
MC: if it's not with you, it's back in the mother ship.
PB: but that's like a 100 meters away!
MC: a rescue mission can't get to you for at least an hour. Can you send Doggo?
PB: naw, he's busy chomping on a stick.
MC: looks like you'll have to do an extra porchicular activity.
PB: crud. Standing up in 3... 2... 1...