I've discovered a new office game: ask your co-workers "how many holes are in a straw?" and letting them fight it out.
@hollyjahangiri okay, so if I poke a hole halfway down through one wall of the straw, what then? Other than a useless straw and liquid all over the floor
@Merus
Then it's two - aka, a shortcut to another dimension. Twilight zone in a cup.