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Pedro F. Lopez Jr. @Meerkat_Ultra

Story time: you have an unbeatable dragon that decimates every Knight it battles. Then another dragon that is just as scary and strong as the unbeatable dragon shows up. Everyone is anticipating this fight between the two dragons... then a Roman Centurion luckily beats the scary dragon BUT scary dragon gets angry and beats up the Roman but the Roman still gets to fight the unbeatable dragon at the culmination of the story and they expect us to be excited...

I can write a better story in my sleep, and these motherfuckers get paid. I need six honorary degrees in communications and broadcasting, stat. #wrestling