@Masek put them in a room with a noisy server
put them in a room with a noisy server
put them in a room with a noisy server

Ear-lay in da moa-ning

Make 'em take notes in a Kanban meeting
Make 'em take notes in a Kanban meeting
Make 'em take notes in a Kanban meeting

Ban them from the production server
Ban them from the production server
Ban them from the production server

Before they both end up crashing

Clone the code and start a fork
Clone the code and start a fork
Clone the code and start a fork
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Sandbox him until he’s sober
Sandbox him until he’s sober
Sandbox him until he’s sober
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

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Issue him a multifactor
Issue him a multifactor
Issue him a multifactor
Early in the monring

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Postpone the release and start all over
Postpone the release and start all over
Postpone the release and start all over
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

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The wandering mind

It is a dangerous thing to let my mind wander unobserved. While walking to the customer today, it escaped supervision and created a song.

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What shall we do with the drunken DevOps?
What shall we do with the drunken DevOps?
What shall we do with the drunken DevOps?
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Q: Why do gamers still use Intel?

A: They heard that Zombieland and Zombieland 2 don't work on AMD!

@Masek
start poking him at every click. If he complains, reply that you thought he might've appreciated tactile feedback as well. ;)

Situation: Someone in the train car is using his iPad with keyboard clicks at max volume.

Question: Do I get mitigating circumstances or can I claim justified self defense?

I used the ProcessMonitor to show me every process accessing any .wav file. This showed me the Explorer.exe to be the culprit and because it detected a USB removal every few seconds. Though I had the path of the USB device, I did not know which one to blame.

The USB Device Tree Viewer came to my rescue. The villain in this piece was a USB hub with no device attached. I removed it and will debug it once my nerves are back to normal. 2/2

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Notification crisis

My PC was driving me insane yesterday. Every 2-3 seconds, a Windows Notfication Sound would sound and I didn’t no why. No notification would pop up, no drive appear or disappear.

At first I used the Task Manager to see if services were restarting, but to no avail.

Shifting through the EventViewer also yielded no result. I saw a lot of error message, but googling all those gave me “Can be safely ignored” by Microsoft.

By time I got there, it really was driving me nuts. 1/2

Zum Glück hat er am Ende 500m in Sichtweite vor dem Endbahnhof 15min rumgestanden. Da fühlte ich mich dann wieder im richtigen Film.

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Die Bahn

Der Zug ist pünktlich, es fehlt kein Wagon, er fährt in der richtigen Reihung auf dem geplanten Gleis, es sind Plätze frei und der Speisewagen hat mein favorisiertess Gericht.

Total unheimlich!

Die Farce ist endlich vorbei...

Man sollte zu dem Verfahren wissen, dass die Fördergeber nach den Vorwürfen ihre eigenen Prüfungen veranlasst hatten. Mit den Ergebnissen der Prüfungen waren die Fördergeber alle samt und sonders zufrieden und haben dann nach kurzer Zeit die Förderung fortgesetzt. Die Staatsanwaltschaft hat diese Ergebnisse über Jahre hinweg ignoriert.

kn-online.de/Nachrichten/Schle

Screw the screw!

Removing it was so intense that my fitness tracker granted me 15 training minutes.

I really hate it when an appliance manufacturers (for outside use) skimp on such a cheap item.

My Google+ account still works as I am a Google Suite user (not for very much longer). It is a bit creepy seeing the digital rot in action: my stream becomes emptier by the hour.

Juding from the number of ads I am being served, I do not predict a bright future to the U in UK.

scotland.org/

ever wonder why your train is late in the mornings sometimes? well,

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