Martin Seeger @Masek@octodon.social

Szenen aus dem HomeOffice

Kollegin zu meiner Frau: Und wie ist HomeOffice?

Sie so: Ganz OK, nur der neue Kollege ist etwas unordentlich und verbreitet Unruhe.

Getting my group playing a pen&paper RPG for 30+ years online: https://blog.literarily-starved.com/2020/03/day-9-first-round-of-pen-rpg-online.html

The cloud is full

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/24/azure_seems_to_be_full

..... probably with instances of Teams

Kieler Woche

Kieler Woche wurde auf den 5. bis 13. September verschoben…

Das geschieht zu Debugging-Zwecken. Man will sehen, ob der Regen mitwandert.

https://www.lr-online.de/nachrichten/sportnews/allgemein/coronavirus-pandemie-segel-regatta-_kieler-woche_-auf-september-verschoben-44719284.html

What could possibly go wrong?

British soldiers have to follow orders via WhatsApp. Now Zuckerberg is in command of an army.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/18/army_adopts_whatsapp_orders_coronavirus/

Others say "I do Homeoffice"

I say:

Everyone sing along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pnxg0OPK8U

Current Feeling

I feel like a figure in a science fiction novel. The author is hopefully not someone like G.R.R. Martin and likes me (because I’m such an interesting character) and makes plans for me in the next book.

The rise of the IT hoarder

All the people joked about my rig at home… that I would hoard IT like others do with shoes or cats.

Well: All my life I was preparing for this moment.

An zwei Meter Mindestabstand werden wir uns schnell gewöhnen.

Die meisten von uns kennen das ja schon von der Autobahn.

https://pluspora.com/posts/3235689

Finanzamt meldet sich bei mir wegen IT-Anschaffungen aus 2018.

Es geht um Dinge wie Webcam, Freisprecheinrichtung, Firewall mit ISP-Redundancy...

Die wollen wissen, wieso das dienstlich relevant ist. Begründung ist irgendwie gerade total easy 😀.

Does Folding@Home have capacity problems? I'm waiting for hours for my passkey...

Americans sell their guns to have money for toilet paper.

https://twitter.com/cjjohnsonjr/status/1238868541689880576

#CoronaBusinessNews

Someone did not get the Memo.. Adobe just invited me to a LARGE event...

In einer Bank gab es Aufregung: zwei Leute sind mit Maske reingekommen. Aber es beruhigte sich schnell, war nur ein Banküberfall.

Consideration for pedestrians decreases with the cost of the car

“A new study has found that drivers of flashy vehicles are less likely to stop and allow pedestrians to cross the road – with the likelihood they’ll slow down decreasing by 3% for every extra $1,000 that their vehicle is worth.”

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/26/world/expensive-car-drivers-study-scli-scn-intl/index.html

AppStore abuse again…

One thing I dislike about Apple is the way they abuse their power over the AppStore. This time it has hit an app that whose loss would hurt me badly: https://9to5mac.com/2020/02/26/shadow-app-store-removal-iphone-ipad/

I hope the EU will hurry with their antitrust investigation: https://venturebeat.com/2019/05/06/apple-faces-inevitable-antitrust-headache-as-eu-launches-app-store-investigation/

Clone the code and start a fork
Clone the code and start a fork
Clone the code and start a fork
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Sandbox him until he’s sober
Sandbox him until he’s sober
Sandbox him until he’s sober
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Issue him a multifactor
Issue him a multifactor
Issue him a multifactor
Early in the monring

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning

Postpone the release and start all over
Postpone the release and start all over
Postpone the release and start all over
Early in the Morning

Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Hooray the uptime rises
Early in the Morning