TOP SECRET PLANS DON'T LOOK
Plan for a foolproof invention with which to trap and cuddle unsuspecting victims.
Possible problems:
-Need to find a huge cardboard box
-All good large sticks are nicked by dogs (scenario)
-I get hungry and eat the bait myself
For this plan to succeed I better not accidentally post this publicly!!!
never!! I am strong moo-moo cow!!
*secretly likes being outbooped so I can give people prizes*
Avery at midnight: I should go to bed, my sense of humour is getting weird.
Avery at 1am: just bought the domain 'garfield dot online'.
moomoomoomoomoo
i'm gouernaunce, founder of modelle
@posit and @lighttrax are cute as fuck
lewd, kink, breed Show more
wolves?? cute
marble likes helping people :3
Hello, my name
is Beemo.
@Cybertrash I like the "cis admin" pun in your bio :p
Who called it mental health care and not braintenance
*tries to sneak up on you for a surprise boop but bell ringing gives it away*
*rings bell*