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Marble @Marble@octodon.social

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TOP SECRET PLANS DON'T LOOK

Plan for a foolproof invention with which to trap and cuddle unsuspecting victims.

Possible problems:
-Need to find a huge cardboard box
-All good large sticks are nicked by dogs (scenario)
-I get hungry and eat the bait myself

For this plan to succeed I better not accidentally post this publicly!!!

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never!! I am strong moo-moo cow!!

*secretly likes being outbooped so I can give people prizes*

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Avery at midnight: I should go to bed, my sense of humour is getting weird.

Avery at 1am: just bought the domain 'garfield dot online'.

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lewd, kink, breed Show more

marble likes helping people :3

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@Cybertrash I like the "cis admin" pun in your bio :p

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Who called it mental health care and not braintenance

*tries to sneak up on you for a surprise boop but bell ringing gives it away*

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kink, breed, alcohol Show more

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lewd Show more