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Kei 🍍 @MaliciousCompliance@octodon.social

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Realizing I'm nowhere near as clever as I'd hoped is always soul-crushing.

I have one thing to do today: survive until tomorrow.

Only with insurance companies is honesty the worst policy. 😑

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[THOUGHTS OF THE FRENCH LANGUAGE]

πŸŽ‚ πŸ“« πŸ’« 🎣

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Please remember when you file bug reports that there is a person on the other side reading them. That person is probably overworked and underpaid and the target of plenty of online abuse. Just try to be pleasant and explain the issue and you know, be excellent to each other and that

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This. This is everything. So glad Ijeoma Oluo is getting positive mainstream coverage for her amazing interview and article. time.com/4748965/rachel-doleza

My nephews are hilarious. "Your mom is so fat, her splash attack does damage." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Following as it was envisioned: "Wouldn’t it be nice if people shared important things about their lives online so we could stay in touch with our friends"

Following as it is: *knock on door* Hi there! You don’t know me but my name is Hitler Infowars Minecraft and I would like to be regularly apprised of your daily activities

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There is nothing like talking to some people to remind me why I don't talk to some people.

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I love how googling "week 16" gets you NFL schedules or pregnancy status updates.

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:rofl: "You know as well as I do that's just an excuse." :rofl: "Does anyone REALLY believe they're that busy?" :rofl: