MaaS: #mansplaining as a #service
Realizing I'm nowhere near as clever as I'd hoped is always soul-crushing.
I have one thing to do today: survive until tomorrow.
Only with insurance companies is honesty the worst policy. π‘
[THOUGHTS OF THE FRENCH LANGUAGE]
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Please remember when you file bug reports that there is a person on the other side reading them. That person is probably overworked and underpaid and the target of plenty of online abuse. Just try to be pleasant and explain the issue and you know, be excellent to each other and that
Wow, Friday already. It really is like they say, "time flies when you are having anxiety."
This. This is everything. So glad Ijeoma Oluo is getting positive mainstream coverage for her amazing interview and article. http://time.com/4748965/rachel-dolezal-stranger-interview/
My nephews are hilarious. "Your mom is so fat, her splash attack does damage." πππ
Following as it was envisioned: "Wouldnβt it be nice if people shared important things about their lives online so we could stay in touch with our friends"
Following as it is: *knock on door* Hi there! You donβt know me but my name is Hitler Infowars Minecraft and I would like to be regularly apprised of your daily activities
π 100 days sober π
Investigation finds inmates built computers and hid them in prison ceiling
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14093970
#hackernews #tech
There is nothing like talking to some people to remind me why I don't talk to some people.
Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad
Why didn't the guy on the plane just hand them a Pepsi? #unitedairlines
I love how googling "week 16" gets you NFL schedules or pregnancy status updates.
:rofl: "You know as well as I do that's just an excuse." :rofl: "Does anyone REALLY believe they're that busy?" :rofl: