Tremaine @Mainebot@octodon.social

@ me if you want to be ignored, or just pass on the idea.

Know what I like? Being old enough to just tune out like 90% of everything being shouted around me. I have some good and terrible news for you: the stakes really aren't that high.

When I use a washroom I really only have two rules I expect people to follow to feel like we live in a society of rules.

1) if it comes out of your body, it goes only in the toilet.

2) rule 1 is not optional.

BAAAAAAAAAAEEESSSSSSBOOOOOOLLLL

Leaving the game early with @DEATHUNICORN because BAEZBAUL is boring and spiritually unfulfilling.

I come for the big soft pretzels.

Baseball
Is the fuck boring

The sushi furries have taken to the field

Canadian batlord 33 has achieved the strike realm

🙄 iiii don't caaaaare

Pretzellll

BAESBAULLLL!!?

Ok going to a baseball game

Here is some Canadian literature, which won the highest honor possible for a book in Canada.

(She fucks the bear)

https://www.dropbox.com/s/9gxcsiro0399ep1/bear_engel_marian.epub?dl=0

*waits for the black helicopters*

I'm doing a heckin pirate!

Look it's an mp3!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/rcyfnlvue4cbusy/01%20Nova_Amon%20Tobin.mp3?dl=0

This is a waste of 6 megabytes of data.

Six minutes of audio is superior.

Like at this point, making music happen onto the mastodon is a trivial, albeit irritating, process.

Ok I got a music to mastodon without using a computer, proving that there's no reason why it shouldn't be easier.