**Tremaine** @Mainebot · 2018-01-20T19:27:28Z

Tremaine @Mainebot

On the road to Ikea
I should have a ring to dispose of or something
Because ikea is a burned-out dump full of orcs and it's exhausting to walk across.

Jan 20, 2018, 19:27 · Web · 0 · 2

**Steve Johnson** @SteveJohnson · Jan 20, 2018, 19:32

**Steve Johnson** @SteveJohnson · Jan 20, 2018, 19:32

@Mainebot On top of that, everything at Ikea is made out of particle board.😏

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:31

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:31

@Mainebot and _mysteriously at sea level_.

...

uhhhhh. that might just be the local IKEA, tho. 🤷

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 20, 2018, 21:48

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 20, 2018, 21:48

@gdkar

... No the one in Vancouver is very very at sea-level.

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:49

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:49

@Mainebot hmmmmmmmm....

yeah, 'cause the closest one here is ( according to google maps ) very at sea-level, despite the nearest road being at like 400-500 feet?????

it's weird. i don't know why they'd do that, especially given predicted sea level rise and stuff. 🤷

**DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab** @djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology · Jan 20, 2018, 21:51

**DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab** @djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology · Jan 20, 2018, 21:51

@gdkar @Mainebot what if the foundation of each ikea location is actually a barge

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:52

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:52

@djsundog @Mainebot that would explain how they could charge such barge-an... prices... 🤔

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 20, 2018, 22:03

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 20, 2018, 22:03

@gdkar @djsundog

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I was gonna say it was so they could literally sink them if they become unprofitable

**crowdyke** @crowdyke@mastodon.cloud · Jan 22, 2018, 00:12

**crowdyke** @crowdyke@mastodon.cloud · Jan 22, 2018, 00:12

@Mainebot Ahh! but the meatballs! The meatballs!

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 22, 2018, 00:17

**Tremaine** @Mainebot · Jan 22, 2018, 00:17

@crowdyke

No way! Mountains of hotdogs!