Stolen from Reddit r/Sysadmin
"A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar, you do not. Your wallet has been stolen."
oh my god it's finally circled all the way back to my timeline. The circle is complete. I can die now.
Holy shit this stupid joke did it: 100 boosts. Ok, let's pack it in, Mastodon is done.
I think the dust settled on this one. Thank fucking Christ.