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Stolen from Reddit r/Sysadmin

"A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar, you do not. Your wallet has been stolen."

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oh my god it's finally circled all the way back to my timeline. The circle is complete. I can die now.

Holy shit this stupid joke did it: 100 boosts. Ok, let's pack it in, Mastodon is done.

I think the dust settled on this one. Thank fucking Christ.