Hahaha oh holy shit

'My (23 F) boyfriend (25 M) has stopped showering during lockdown and for the past 2 months has only been spraying Febreze on himself.'

@Mainebot i would definitely do this if i lived alone and was single, but don't make someone else up up with your shit

@Mainebot And of all the choices - Febreeze? Yuck. I mean, dry/no-rinse soap exists but still... Ew.

@Mainebot can you imagine what those balls smell like? I don't understand how anyone could be comfortable with themselves like this

@Mainebot This is the logical conclusion of @matt2 s "I didnt know you were supposed to wash your legs" post

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