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A bunch of crows have been screaming for an hour right outside my window. Why? A raccoon climbed the cherry tree out back and is eating a bunch of fruit. The crows hate this.
@Mainebot crow: "thanks i hate this"
@Mainebot Get rid of the raccoon. Befriend the crows! Get presents.
@Mainebot as far as I can tell, screaming in rage is the default state for a crow. If they're not doing that, they're flying around looking for something to complain about, or maybe a nice bit of roadkill.
It's not even 6am. I'm fucking tired.