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*Keeps sighing*
*Deflates like a balloon*
*Slips into the second dimension, still sighing*

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Just keep looking up, you still have your dignity.

Vancouver, BC

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Scully worries about shapeshifting. Smoking Man forces Scully on a road trip to Denver.

Petition to make this the new mastodon mascot
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I finished the confusing beer. Verdict: I don't like it. It's too sweet, and the smoke builds up until it tastes like a campfire in a bad way. It needs more subtlety and less honey.

The first thing I said was: Whoa, that's weird!

S&O doppelbock limited release
7.9%
Beechwood Smoked Honey

Uhhhh
It's sweet
And smoky
And not bitter at all. This beer is confusing and drinkable and delicious. I keep going back thinking it'll be less confusing, but it's not. Everything about this is soft and warm. Very not-hoppy.

Aged in Cabernet Sauvignon barrels and sloshed with gooseberries!

Steel and Oak: Meander
Blonde ale (more like a sour)
7.6%

It's tart and feels like a white wine, but it's punchy like a beer. Crisp finish, full front, and strong. This is a nice seasonal surprise!

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one always speaks the truth, one always lies, and one says whatever he fucking wants. Who's gonna stop him? He's Reggie Fils-Aime. Get out of his way.

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A timely local beer in preparation for the great brawler of our time!

Super Smash Brewers 2!
Is it possible for something to taste like a brewer? This does. This tastes like a Fuggles regular with a little more pop. I don't know if I like it or hate it, but I sure am going to drink the shit out of it!

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bumper sticker that says “honk if you’re jesus”

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more