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*Keeps sighing*
*Deflates like a balloon*
*Slips into the second dimension, still sighing*

Sitting here drinking my craft beer and watching a puwexil FF4 free enterprise speedrun while @DEATHUNICORN plays smash ultimate beside me.

My life is pretty ok

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If you're ever in doubt, just eat a big forkful of sun-dried tomatoes. Like, a lot of them. At once. Straight from the jar.

Ok everything else, let's get you ready for your big date.

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Ok, I'm gonna try to make an even fancier pizza dough than normal tonight. If this goes well, I might get more daring with my bread life.

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Ok now here comes the rain. Soon, it'll be a swampy, slushy mess. Then the freeeeeeze!

Responding to a recruiter, hoping it's not a robot

Struggling with a lot of really bad feelings lately. It's been difficult for me.

More snow, then more. Then a liiiiitle rain, followed by a week of clear skies and subzero temperatures. Instant ice Apocalypse!

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Prepping everything for valentime day homemade cast-iron skillet deep dish pizza

Jalapenos, mozzarella, onion

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