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*sighs*
*Keeps sighing*
*Deflates like a balloon*
*Slips into the second dimension, still sighing*

Never enough time, never enough to fill it.

Life is a series of aggressive percolations

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Here's a fun retrofuturistic synthwave album that dropped the other day. Good composition, not overbearing.

starfarer.bandcamp.com/album/v

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white supremacy search engine? 

Imagine waking up and being like 'hey all what's good' and then you got to listen to everything going wrong in the world, like you have some personal control on the good/bad dial, and you couldn't get away from it.

Ok time to experience a fleeting nothingness, followed by hallucinations.

I wonder what other emoji work?

:chefkiss: so tired
:sadglasses: so tired
🅱️ So tired

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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH MID-ORGASM
A: WELL, SHE HAD IT COMING

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