Mainebot @Mainebot@octodon.social

*sighs*
*Keeps sighing*
*Deflates like a balloon*
*Slips into the second dimension, still sighing*

Every time I get frustrated at how slowly something is downloading, I compare it to the first time I had a "broadband" connection and experienced the thrill of 60kbps.

Quickly, I realize I'm still downloading something 20x faster than that, on a very old and slow wireless dongle.

Trying to reproduce errors on a switch is really fucking annoying, esp. when their system patch notes are as sparse as the lunar surface.

Oh well. I got up early because weird dream but decided to just listen to music and watch the snow but it's still not snowing. Music is fresh though!

Got a snowfall warning, but no snow.

Every colour was a little more

This is the future we all deserve

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/02/my-left-shoe-wont-even-reboot-faulty-app-bricks-nike-smart-sneakers/

Shit like this makes me feel so helpless and trapped and angry.

Looked at the technical writing certificate program at the university I graduated from.

Part-time (great)
11 courses (what)
475 - 600 dollars a course (WHAT)
2 - 5 years to complete (fuck you)

I don't want more school, because I'm not sure I even want to. But I do want to learn technical writing because there are a lot of jobs for it, and I've touched on it a little already, but I don't think I can get a loan to pick up a certificate and I super can't afford it out of pocket.

I keep looking for work and I keep coming up empty. God help me, I'm thinking about school as a desperate last act.

no, asdlfkjhasdflkjh doesn't look as good in numbers

28964641645417654195

Double coffee with condensed milk, which is just doublemilk.

Gonna make burger for dinner on fancy bakery buns with spinach and some other junk.

I want the foldable bookcomputer microsoft promised a bunch of years ago, as long as it's not running a mobile OS. Slap a bunch of USB ports down the trailing edge, add a headphone port, I'm in.

Real