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*Keeps sighing*
*Deflates like a balloon*
*Slips into the second dimension, still sighing*

I hope all tomorrow's stairs are short, friends. I hope the smells pass quickly, the transit elbows are gentle, the traffic is steady, and the surprises are manageable.

"goth/heavy-metal" inspired tiefling witch. Art by Tinsil on Tumblr.

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are we falling for that girl?

( this is a second recorded take of this thing. trying shifting the vocals to the beat instead of the reverse. still a mess but also i fuckin' love it so wot eva )

Being happy and having a good life and having love and being good at the things you enjoy and still being sad for no reason and constantly dealing with every last activity feeling like walking up stairs

Ugh ok I lined up all my ducks for tomorrow. I am a professional adult person and deserve a treat.

Stressful is getting a pile of work emails from the CEO over the weekend and on the holiday, so of course I'm doing work to make my life easier through the week.

Deadlines like a motherfucker.

When you get a notification but it's on a post from last year and it's just a well achkUALLY

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: Show more

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It's actually a great word

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more