Siri's UK voice reading out romantic emoticons from my wife sounds like a demented sex Dalek: "Face blowing a kiss! Face blowing a kiss! Face blowing a kiss!"
Where are all the moderate whites loudly denouncing the Finsbury Park attack on behalf of their people?
Today in history: Once-ler/Lorax negotiations fail. Planet held hostage, casualties likely. Truffula futures surge. Barbaloot outlook grim.
On Autism & Minecrafting - http://www.metafilter.com/167257/You-Aut-to-Try-Minecraft
Pretty sure I'm dying of hypochondria.
@sixohsix Is there a me-equivalent of the Voight-Kampff test? Don't ask the tortoise question, though -- it's upsetting.
By now many of you have heard the news about German Supreme Chancellor Merkel's secret underground abattoir for baby eating, revealed so explosively by citizen-investigators and a self-aware Japanese AI named "Otaku Marshmallow Girl" inhabiting the body of a BBW-positive mannequin and posted using code words on a semi-censored Weibo stream. The implications for our democracy are obvious: this is a slippery slope to mandatory hijab-wearing, state-sponsored veganism, and unfettered science.
Monsters Inc as prophecy: instead of a "scream"-powered world, ours is energized by commodified outrage. If this outrages you, click here.
Despite all evidence I'm convinced there exists a sophisticated clandestine global movement causing morons to believe conspiracy theories.
On the way to pay my taxes I like to thank a firefighter, salute a soldier, and hump a mailbox.
