According to the laws of orbital mechanics, Mastodon can't succeed. We already have a double-star system of Facebook and Twitter, the major and minor component, respectively. Then again, maybe Twitter has acted stupidly enough for long enough that there's a real chance for this to succeed.
You seem like a smart guy, @drmirror can you find another law that supports a successful outcome? Like some quantum all realities are in existence type of thing? Or maybe suggest ways to circumvent the laws of orbital mechanics so Mastodon can be a viable option?
I mean, you know.. people are trying to do something good here. Like the rest of us, you seem to want not-Twitter and I bet you'd like to see Mastodon grow. Your toot had a little Eyore "can't work" vibe.
No offense meant. 🕊
You, @drmirror, are a closet optimist. 😄