LiFox :fox: @LiFox@octodon.social

the previous statement is a lie

a w o o m i n a t i

When you add a whole library to get one function to work https://mastodon.social/media/gUpmshbgzkAkso5B_uw

haha theres a mastodon instance set up at https://twìttèr.com/

@viciousviscosity
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to for a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready for a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will tell a TCP joke. It will last 10s, have 2 characters, and end with a punchline."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke that lasts 10s, has 2 characters, and ends with a punchline."
"Your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you probably wouldn’t get it.

Dear #Mastodon Admins:

Please
- Don't update to commits to master
- Update to x.x.x releases immediately
- Update to x.x releases when they've been properly tested for a period of time
- If you can afford a staging environment please run one

Dear #MastodonDev s:

Please
- Only commit clean, tested code to master
- Test against feature branches
- Use a staging branch for testing multiple features
- Tag releases AFTER they've run in an environment successfully

The new release of Signal has support for encrypting and sending arbitrary files. That's a very big deal: for many users it has long been an unsolved problem to securely share documents or recordings, and now it's as easy and sending a text. Update out now for Desktop, iOS, and Android!

https://mastodon.social/media/D5QDjk2_z7mcR_aDDWo

A programmer started to cuss
As getting to sleep was a fuss
As she lay there in bed
Looping 'round in her head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++

Quelle: https://twitter.com/manisha72617183/status/858218898293903360

It's always #awoo o'clock somewhere.

TOOT!

Das hier ist ein Toot, der alle paar Monate und alle Jubeljahre aus nicht mehr nachvollziehbaren Gründen geboostet wird.