Ok so if all the dinosaurs supposedly died at once when the asteroid hit, why do we have birds?

I've been afraid to join NextDoor because it seems like a racist hellscape, but it turns out to be pretty hilarious.

Ok where should I go camping in northern California with my dog this spring?

Looking for feminist action movies 

I wonder why humans are so bad at self awareness. I mean, we're pretty remarkably good at so many cognitive and emotional tasks, but every single human has huge blind spots about themselves. Sometimes wondering about my own blind spots keeps me up at night

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Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

Like my cats literally spend all day in bed 69ing each other. Little fuckers.

Every time I walk into my bedroom I feel I should excuse myself for interrupting

It started raining after Raisin went outside, and then he refused to walk back through it.

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it’s too hard to find a D&D time that works with everyone’s jobs, so i have decided to end capitalism

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