Kuroda @Kuroda@octodon.social

@chr

"what could be affecting twitter use"

gee, the rampant hatespeech, the way you fought third-party anything for a while, your general business practices, your web client

"nah it's the character limit! 280! #YOLO !"

have you ever cried instead of laughed before

snapchat has a new filter of a 3D dancing hotdog and it's so fucking funny i can't stop watching it

but every time i do, i burst into tears

not from laughter. i just sit their completely deadpan with tears rolling down my face whispering "this is hilarious" over and over again to myself in bed

please help

and here is our fantastic new android flagship smartphone that you should absolutely buy because it's wonderful

*5 minutes later*

we regret to tell you this phone is racist and won't receive updates

boost this post if you're addicted to faving posts. fav if you're addicted to boosting. it's okay! we will get through this together

I'm really hyped by We Happy Few

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Boosting this toot means you're gay.

🇬🇧 I just realized Fediverse passed the million counts mark - Saturday night I guess. Hooray! 🎉
🇫🇷 Je viens de me rendre compte, #Fediverse a franchis la barre du million de comptes (samedi soir je suppose). Hourra ! 🎉 #stats https://mastodon.xyz/media/RUC1BWGNdwczEKRi2dQ

https://kitty.town/media/XypYZ3BkK9LjO1jBBvA

@Kuroda yeah, I'm interested to see where decentralization ends up going ^^