The doors of Valhalla swing open, music & mirth pouring out.
The valkyries usher in a woman with piercing eyes and an intrepid air about her.
"I didn't expect THIS," the woman says.
"Most do not, sister," a valkyrie chuckles.
"Who's in charge here?" she asks.
"Why, Great Odin, of course."
"Right. Is that spelled with one D or two?"
Lois Lane wasn't going to let a little thing like death stop her from getting the scoop of the year.
"Sister, why are you trying to leave? This is Valhalla!" called a baffled valkyrie.
"Well, sister," Lois Lane spat, "The US government stole then LOST several hundred kids. SOMEONE needs to investigate this travesty. And if the government won't, I'll do it by myself."
The valkyries looked alarm.
"Nay sister, you'll not go alone. This injustice must be corrected."
"Great. You're going to love the amazons, they'll want in on this too."
