KnotKnormal @KnotKnormal@octodon.social

Happy New Year, everyone. May it be better than last year.

I hope everyone had a decent day.

I was awoke rudely twice this morning. Once by the kid, and an hour later by a cat racing across my face. I have four puncture wounds, one really nasty, one inside my damn nose. This is fucking perfect, because I have a cold, and have to keep wiping my nose. Fucking furry assholes.

Ugh, being sick sucks. Started with a sinus infection, then managed to snore so hard Tuesday night that everything in the back of my throat swelled up. My uvula was three times the size it should be, and still isn't back to normal today. The feeling of choking on your own throat is... unique. Now half of my throat is sore. Only half, which is the damndest thing.

Look who almost became a cat toy!

No call or email, apparently it went well.

Yesterday was supposed to be the kid's first day at her new school, but she was sick. So take two today. She's a bit nervous.

We got a random catalog for American Girl dolls. Those damn things are $115, and then there's all the accessories! It's completely insane. I know some kids that have them, and one of the most mind-boggling things to me is that there are salons inside some of the brick-and-mortar stores so you can buy a freaking SPA DAY. For a DOLL. Fuck that noise. That catalog just went in the recycling bin.

@starbreaker How are you two doing?

That's weird, my timeline goes back to three days ago, then jumps to October 16th.

#inktober2018 #inktober #slice
Image description: a cat's claws are slicing down a small imp's back. The imp is splitting open and beginning to smoke.

It's not every day you're jolted awake by lunch delivering itself.
#inktober2018 #inktober #jolt
Image description: a cat on a pillow startled awake by a mouse emerging from a hole in the wall.

#inktober2018 #inktober #gift
Image description: a paw reaches up over a fish on a plate.

#inktober2018 #inktober #thunder
Image description: an elephant charging, dust clouds flying up from the ground.

#inktober2018 #inktober #stretch
Image description: a striped cat, stretching low with its front legs.

#inktober2018 #inktober #prickly
Image description: a barrel cactus with tiny windows and a door, with an even tinier face glaring out of one of the windows. The door mat says GO AWAY.

#inktober2018 #inktober #chop
Image description: a short bearded man chops firewood, while the forest just beyond seems offended.

#inktober2018 #inktober #muddy
Image description: A dark room with a single lit candle and a bed in the corner. The occupant of the bed is asleep, so will have no idea who left the trail of muddy footprints that approach the bed, then turn away and leave again through the door.

#inktober2018 #inktober #expensive
Image description: an inattentive market-goer is about to have his coin pouch cut free to a small cloaked figure with a knife at the edge of an alley.

#inktober2018 #inktober #drain
Image description: a drain grate in a tile floor, black tentacles creeping through.