CVE-2019-6282: Linux kernel gets "scared" by users with UID 666 and grants all permissions

CVE-: CVE database IDs stop working in universes in which time does not exist

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NEW: CVE-2009-3719: CVE reports sent by mail take ten years to process

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CVE-2038-1: Reports made before 01/01/1970 won't be stored properly due to Y2038 problem

CVE-2012-3729: World did not end in accordance with Mayan calendars

CVE jokes *and* mayan 2012 "prediction" jokes? i'm so cool


@lynnesbian CVE-20xx-69: CVE ignores the problem posted to this issue number and instead just replies with "nice"

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