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it's funny, that it's really easy to dismiss these customers who ask basic questions as too stupid... but sometimes they do this to get these well-educated experts to pull down their pants and make them look like fools.
and if you're presenting to a capitalist entity it's actually very easy to get them to care. you have two variables that you can change for them that'll get their attention: revenue and cost. it's embarrassingly easy how everything devolves to that. convince someone that you can reduce their cost and/or up their revenue above what they're paying you, and if they STILL don't want it, run the fuck away. don't stay, don't walk, RUN.
or, or worse. “It makes sense because it makes my job easier and/or makes me more money”.
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT TO THE CUSTOMER!!!!1
Mastodon is like if Weird Twitter stormed twitter HQ, each took a server and then disappeared into their respective fantastical realities, trailing CAT-5 cables into a shared knot.
imagine being the kind of fucking tedious bougie slime that thinks anime avatars are some kind of issue, go back to twitter with this reheated garbage
In my company's old office, we had a concrete floor on the lower level. Once, we had a halloween party and taped a pentagram to mark the dance floor (this is just like a Buffy episode isn't it?)
The next day after the party, we pulled up the tape but so much beer had been spilled that even after cleanup, the concrete held a darker colour where there wasn't tape, so the pentagram was still clearly visible.
For months.
And it was right under the spot where devops + security teams sat.
Successfully mapped an ancient temple to dark gods using https://campaignwiki.org/gridmapper.svg
Thanks to @radix for the tip!
Bon réveil les mastonautes 😁
@allison Wouldn't that be a "Domestic Cat"?
Ha! A new thing.
