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Kimberly A. Riley @KARiley40@octodon.social

wanted: work

I am a copywriter, although I could do a lot of different kinds of writing. I bet I could do technical writing, if it came up. I know about marketing but honestly I don't like doing it very much.

I'm also an editor! And a regular writer! And a lot of other things!

If you know someone who needs me, or what I can do, please suggest me. I'm good at what I do and unemployed!

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Great advice on what to do if you find a baby bird from Rosemary Bosco. You can find free printables versions of her chart at birdandmoon.com/comic/found-a-
#bird #nestingseason

Me: Today is a good day for , let me sit down and...
Dog: PLEASE HUG ME!! Also! I'm going outside to eat sticks!
Birds: We're flying around, getting into trouble! Also! TWEET TWEET TWEET!
Rabbit: I'm eating something I shouldn't! Also! Jumping is fun!

Every time I see this, I think to myself... Someone wrote, edited, approved, paid for, directed, acted in, ect, and they all went 'yep! this is a great plot twist!'... and I know if I write anything other than 'but Martha!', then I'm a pretty good writer.

Me: Okay, I’m sending ya’ll into a life or death situation. You have to make a choice between two plans.
Characters: We split into two teams and execute both plans!
Me: 🤦‍♀️
C: Just covering all the bases.
Me: This is why I can’t work with any of you.

‪Such a pretty spring day!‬

‪Birds are singing, sun is shinning, plants are blooming, and Dog is enjoying her drink from the birdbath.‬

‪On a walk with Dog, two friends, and their dogs (Ears and Spot).‬

‪Dog: :whispers: Hey hey. Guess what?‬
‪Spot: What?‬
‪Dog: That’s what! :attempts to run, but is on a leash:‬
‪Me: Not play time!‬
‪Ears: Play? Play!‬
‪Spot: :crying and throws tantrum: I want to play too!‬
‪Me: Must you?
‪Dog: It’s not my fault they can’t behave!!

Raptor: I was gone for two hours... Two! And you three managed to set the lab on fire.
Tran: That happens sometimes.
R: And put a hole in our roof.
Tech: It wasn’t my fault!
R: And turned half our food into bubble gum!
Dynamos: Yeah, that was my bad.

‪This took some doing, but the rabbit Steward now has a big playpen plus his cage has a new front door!‬


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Dog: I want outside.
Me: You have your own door.
Dog: But when I use it, I get rained on.
Me: What do you think will happen if you go out the human door?
Dog: It won’t be raining.
Me: The doggy door is not the source of rain!
Dog: You can’t prove that.

Thinking about the custom HTML-based character sheets I made for our D&D campaign to decrease the information overload.

From the start I wanted to add decorations and flair to them, and possibly even character-specific decorations.

But since I'm not that good at drawing, I'm thinking I might #commission something?

What a fair price for some abstract header & footer art for a fantasy character sheet be?

Raptor: You did what?!
Tech: I. Stole. The. Popemobile.
R: But WHY!!
T: ... you know, I really wasn’t thinking that far ahead at the time.
*Raptor smashes both hands to her face.*
T: Fine! I’ll return it! You’re not any fun, just so you know.

Having this pet rabbit and how much he would eat if he could makes me realize how many predators there are in the area and how very glad I am for them, least we be overrun by bunnies.