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Dog just shoved her foot in my face.
Me: ...
Brain: It smells like Doritos.
Me: Whhhyyy?!?
Brain: Probably a cool, logical explanation.
Me: IT SMELLS LIKE DORITOS!!!
Stomach: Doritos? Where?
Me: ...
Brain: Hey, shouldn’t the question be, why do Doritos smell like dog feet?
Me: ...
Stomach: Still hungry.
