*At dog park*
Dork: Woof! Intruder! Danger!
All the other dogs: Grr! Where is it? We'll eat them!
Dork: There, in the sky! Grr!
Dog: Hu? That bird?
Dork: No! It's bigger! I'm going to get it! Woof!
Humans: Stop barking at the airplane! #dogs #petdogs #storytime