The agents search my computer on court order only to find it full of torrented Linux distros
@jordyd I've had luck with using my cat to bribe people into friendship.
Brain: time for anxiety
Me: it is not even 6 yet
Brain: time for Anxiety™
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I just wanna cuddle and go to sleep
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@ratbaby every part of that description sounds delicious
Me: wow I love how mastodon has content warnings
Also me: time to look at this content without reading the warning and OH NO
I don't wanna sleep but I have work tomorrow aaaaaaa
How do you convert binary to heterodecimal?
I love my datefriend wow
@Alda am I being called out
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And one ferret out for a walk.
My datefriend and I saw SO MANY DOGS
Geez I'm not gonna be able to sleep until my datefriend answers me, am I? And they typically sleep until closer to noon 😭
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