Sorry To Father You @Jewbacchus@octodon.social

My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"

By and large, I am bi and large.

Doctor doctor give me the lumbs, I've got a bad case of being numb.

Got a 0 on the rice rest bc I had sex with my grandfather, who happens to be a Blue Whale. Was arrested for it by a pig.

I'm the b.a.t.man
Big Alf Tiddy Man

Ugh I hate that I still care but the NYT referred to China as "an isolated, impoverished, backwater" and the headassery is infuriating.

Ball Shit Mall Hog.jpg

Constantly talking myself down from introducing myself with "hi I'm [jewbacchus], I'd love to suck your dick"

just took the worst fuckin nap but i'm glad everyone is still cute and nice

Well butter my gender roles and call me a snack

Timing my afternoon wank so I finish at exactly 2:59pm when the church bells are playing ode to Joy

Making my butt clap for itself

Smashing those wonder walls

Is there a gender neutral for deity that's still sexy? Deity feels distinctly unsexy but God/Goddess feels very gendered.