All I wanna do is follow you and boost your toots. Extremely receptive to criticism. Everyone's so pretty.
I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise.
He/him. No kids allowed.
I drop all my papers on the floor, flustered I drop to my hands and knees trying to collect them, comically they keep blowing away and slipping. A gentle wet noise grabs my attention and I look up. I see a hand holding all my (neatly organized and collated) papers, I blush and thank the sentient ground beef golem. They, at least I think they, laugh and speckle my glasses with finely marbled protein oddment and I suddenly know who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
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gender reveal party. everyone is tense with anticipation. suddenly the gender bursts forth from my chest, alien-style, and It Is Terrifying
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Moving away from all the scathing critique and shitposting for a second, I really do appreciate this place.
It's like going back to the late 90s or early 00s IRC servers and forums before everything became corporations and nazis. Getting to know people and moving away from having to perform to fit the expectations of others.
Everywhere else has become so centred on numbers, what you should be and not who you are, and god help you if you don't. This place has shattered that.
@milkyiwei once a year I have to taste my shampoo and sugar scrubs to remind myself they're not food