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I've asked this before but can someone please explain this to me it is apparently me

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I drop all my papers on the floor, flustered I drop to my hands and knees trying to collect them, comically they keep blowing away and slipping. A gentle wet noise grabs my attention and I look up. I see a hand holding all my (neatly organized and collated) papers, I blush and thank the sentient ground beef golem. They, at least I think they, laugh and speckle my glasses with finely marbled protein oddment and I suddenly know who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.

(Meat Cute)

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My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"

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I have no fucking clue what the krebs cycle is but I remember those words.

Maybe pay attention to me on tellonym

because I need to be constantly engaged ty.

Sorry I said "he is: crab" but i meant "she is: moon"

Greet me you cowards I have woken up and demand such

Elephant Shrew,

Elephant Shrew,

He loves me and He loves you.

What would you do, if he attacked you, this elephant shrew.

i love hanging out with my siblings and (talking about trauma for 6 hours gettin' drunk)

Don't send me good vibes send me expensive vibrators

off the books, i wanted to apologize for getting emotional on the tl yesterday and saying some pretty heinous shit. on the books, you can all suck my pee pee out of my hoo haa with a bendy straw

tumtum is biblical hebrew for nonbinary and it's an extremely cute word.

They said communicate with "i" statements for decades in therapy and now I'm only capable of talking about myself you're welcome

Doctors Without Boundaries is a much more fun charity

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more