Sorry To Father You @Jewbacchus@octodon.social
All I wanna do is follow you and boost your toots. Everyone's so pretty.
I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise.
He/him. No kids allowed. 18+ only please. really.
Extremely receptive to criticism.
Joined Apr 2017
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I've asked this before but can someone please explain this to me it is apparently me
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I drop all my papers on the floor, flustered I drop to my hands and knees trying to collect them, comically they keep blowing away and slipping. A gentle wet noise grabs my attention and I look up. I see a hand holding all my (neatly organized and collated) papers, I blush and thank the sentient ground beef golem. They, at least I think they, laugh and speckle my glasses with finely marbled protein oddment and I suddenly know who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
(Meat Cute)
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My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"
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By and large, I am bi and large.
Communicating with the outside world is still scary but here's some cat pictures
Hegel Pataki
You must be a self driving car bc you drive me crazy
I think I'm people
Sorry To Father You
boosted
how one would say "to shitpost" in yiddish (poll results discussion)
the poll showed that דרעקפּאָסטן (drekpostn) was slightly more popular than קאַקפּאָסטן (kakpostn). only one person voted for shitpostn.
to everyone who voted: !אַ דאַנק
i feel like the connotations of דרעק as worthless refuse encapsulate the meaning of shitposting well, so that's the word I'll use going forward 💩
Spring cleaning aka Getting ready to apologize to everyone I guiltily avoided during my winter depression
I wanna be in a darkroom again those places are v cool
Just realized I named the new cat Benjamin but my cousin also just had a kid and named it Benjamin earlier this year so I'm changing Ben's name to Pangur Ban
I forgot I have a new friend since I left this is Ben
My body is growly
I demand internet friends again
No one's allowed to write any more papers along the lines of "this topic is complex and requires a new vocabulary to be addressed. Without agreed upon vocabulary we will never fix these problems. In conclusion until everyone uses the following unwieldy labels I've published behind an academic paywall we will never end racism."
Fractal ass
Idk what it means but I have 0 tolerance for cringe lately. Just full covering my eyes whenever it's on tv.
Taskmaster is a good show btw watch it
I'm gonna end as many sentences with prepositions as I can when I'm in charge of words
Teeth are stupid gonna get rid of mine
It's time for some Russell Branded content
So there's all these journals dedicated to topology but I can't find a single publisher for my bottomology research??
All I wanna do is follow you and boost your toots. Everyone's so pretty.
I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise.
He/him. No kids allowed. 18+ only please. really.
Extremely receptive to criticism.
Joined Apr 2017
