My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"
By and large, I am bi and large.
Just pondering a slice of true heaven right now.
What's better than buns in crowns? Buns in flower crowns
Doctor doctor give me the lumbs, I've got a bad case of being numb.
Got a 0 on the rice rest bc I had sex with my grandfather, who happens to be a Blue Whale. Was arrested for it by a pig.
I'm the b.a.t.man
Big Alf Tiddy Man
Ball Shit Mall Hog.jpg
aaaaaand we're officially out of estradiol...
and I still have that loan to pay by the 26th.
I know I've been shaking the tin can a lot this month but I need it
anything helps https://ko-fi.com/plausocks
just took the worst fuckin nap but i'm glad everyone is still cute and nice
Well butter my gender roles and call me a snack
I'm blocking everyone that doesn't fave my lewds.
Timing my afternoon wank so I finish at exactly 2:59pm when the church bells are playing ode to Joy
Making my butt clap for itself
Smashing those wonder walls
Is there a gender neutral for deity that's still sexy? Deity feels distinctly unsexy but God/Goddess feels very gendered.
I JUST WANNA FUCK HOW HARD IS THAT?!?!?!