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My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"

Pinned oot

What's better than buns in crowns? Buns in flower crowns

Doctor doctor give me the lumbs, I've got a bad case of being numb.

Got a 0 on the rice rest bc I had sex with my grandfather, who happens to be a Blue Whale. Was arrested for it by a pig.

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aaaaaand we're officially out of estradiol...
and I still have that loan to pay by the 26th.

I know I've been shaking the tin can a lot this month but I need it

anything helps ko-fi.com/plausocks

just took the worst fuckin nap but i'm glad everyone is still cute and nice

I'm blocking everyone that doesn't fave my lewds.

Timing my afternoon wank so I finish at exactly 2:59pm when the church bells are playing ode to Joy

Is there a gender neutral for deity that's still sexy? Deity feels distinctly unsexy but God/Goddess feels very gendered.

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more