Sorry To Father You @Jewbacchus@octodon.social

@Jewbacchus you are a Düwag TW 3000

gender reveal party. everyone is tense with anticipation. suddenly the gender bursts forth from my chest, alien-style, and It Is Terrifying

Moving away from all the scathing critique and shitposting for a second, I really do appreciate this place.

It's like going back to the late 90s or early 00s IRC servers and forums before everything became corporations and nazis. Getting to know people and moving away from having to perform to fit the expectations of others.

Everywhere else has become so centred on numbers, what you should be and not who you are, and god help you if you don't. This place has shattered that.

I'm committed to rarely or never changing my display name and not entirely happy about it, or looking up the message space

yeah Amber had a bigger name, but the poodle (a mini) has no chill and eventually starts yipping excitedly when the meal is over can we discuss Eureka and Jackee because wow

I've thought about it a lot and I have to say that dirt is the main reason Mastodon continues to survive, we should all thank her for her tireless efforts

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@Jewbacchus @thegibson Al Roker can try, but I'll be over here, getting everything I need from the Local on the 8s on a television tuned to 1999.

That's how much shit Al Roker is full of.

https://youtu.be/xXGJ6qhkzBc

@Jewbacchus @brutus but also: yeah

@sourcookie
I love her sooo!!! Her song Jelly Bean is hottness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqf5aceBkk

@milkyiwei once a year I have to taste my shampoo and sugar scrubs to remind myself they're not food