Sorry To Father You @Jewbacchus@octodon.social
All I wanna do is follow you and boost your toots. Everyone's so pretty.
I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise.
He/him. No kids allowed. 18+ only please. really.
Extremely receptive to criticism.
Joined Apr 2017
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I've asked this before but can someone please explain this to me it is apparently me
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I drop all my papers on the floor, flustered I drop to my hands and knees trying to collect them, comically they keep blowing away and slipping. A gentle wet noise grabs my attention and I look up. I see a hand holding all my (neatly organized and collated) papers, I blush and thank the sentient ground beef golem. They, at least I think they, laugh and speckle my glasses with finely marbled protein oddment and I suddenly know who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
(Meat Cute)
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My robotic Italian chef is really putting the "tomato" in "automaton"
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By and large, I am bi and large.
Walk in the party like my name is kev sorbo
Nothing makes me want to buy cigarettes and drugs like my classes on prenatal development. Just pure stroppy teenage energy "oh it will destroy my life and those around me? lemme do it!"
Yeah I'm into findom call me price fister
I did nothing productive today and did not make it through the fast but I did have a therapy screener appointment and that's a bit success. If I have recount and contextualize the lowlights of my life again I'm gonna scream though.
This bee wanted to make sure we knew it was him in the picture
Don't stop I'm gonna go piss girl
Has anyone done "don't stop me now" but instead it's "don't top me now"
Sorry To Father You
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I want to post my birth chart and be assigned a tight knit group of compatible friends who will improve my mental and physical health is that an option
This very handsome little prince was begging for some of my fancy Italian tinned tuna and then he just licked it and left it and went to bed on my laptop while I was throwing it out
Life is chaotically bad lately and tbh I deserve much better.
Android lets me merge emoji in my keyboard this is too much power
Gonna give up all my pursuits, become a mountain hermit, and dedicate my life to the kazoo.
"believe in" has a wide range of meanings. God? Santa? Tipping? Vaccines? Yourself? Gay rights?
Damn I was consistently productive for like 2 hours did some cleaning, dishes, shopping, wonder if i'll be able to do literally anything for the rest of the day now??
My laptop has been in warranty repair purgatory for a full month and it's finally been shipped I will have it on Friday please send protective vibes so it arrives functional.
Sorry To Father You
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unless ofc you don't care abt having a consistent set of principles or an articulable program & are only playing some kind of a weird ideological tetris where the aim is to pile up symbols you don't know the meaning off to create the impression of being a radical while saying nothing of substance & challenging nothing. but who would do that 👀
Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my bloodclaat gyaaaaal.
All I wanna do is follow you and boost your toots. Everyone's so pretty.
I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise.
He/him. No kids allowed. 18+ only please. really.
Extremely receptive to criticism.
Joined Apr 2017
