Mastodon etiquette, or:
Mastodos and mastodon'ts.
Les gens qui étaient au meeting de Mélench' hier, ils sont tellement hypé qu'on dirait qu'il revienne d'un concert d'Adèle. Dans deux minutes ils chantent :
AND I SET FIIIIIRE, TO LE PEEEN...!
Hello world, ready for le joie de vivre lesson of the day? Ok, it is parti.
Lesson 5 - the bite
"Bite" is a very very important word in France: it is the most common nickname for penis. It's our "dick".
We don't prononce it "byt" but "beet".
Since a few months, we see that Americans use "Bite" in their restaurants: "Take a bite", "Beer-Billards-Bite", "24/24 bite".
If you don't know the French bite, please continue, it's funny.
If you know it, please stop, we got it. Say "tapas".
*court partout à poil*
- YOUUUUHOUUUUU LIBERTÉ Y'A PERSONNE ICIIIIII
*bruit de twittos qui s'approche*
-AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
*retourne se cacher derrière son fav*
