Is it really pooping if you don't take your phone to the toilet?

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I worry that I'm going to play Overwatch forever until I die.

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Off to Edinburgh for a few days. Do you guys need anything? A snack? Some condoms?

Finally reached level 100 on Overwatch! I should really stop playing now...

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BORING GYM TOOT 

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Oh noes! 

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The year is 2017. The door to Mastodon has been sealed. Those inside toot for survival.

Hello all, I'm keen to follow some fun and exciting people. All I'll toot about will likely be chocolate, RuPaul's Drag Race, and making bad jokes. If you don't think that sounds too atrociously terrible, give me a follow and we can take it from there.

Don't mind me, just doing some tooting. Is tooting a thing? Toot.

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