the opening credits song to my mastodon account:
capybara - shonnen knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5IiGNkWyY
thanks, @snowdusk_ !
it me
don't forget that every day is a great day to stick it to the man! ☕
i unironically love toto's africa. 
idk why but there's something amusing about a food using food as a CW
and here we are. happy canada day! 🇨🇦
Regularly find myself looking for this #map so posting here for reference: https://brilliantmaps.com/cities-transposed-latitude/
It shows North American and European cities transposed onto the other continent by #longitude. Helps me with relative distances, as well as weather-related confusion. Seeing that London's on a line with southern Canada helped with that a lot.
nailed it is back! 
#urbansketching day! Vila Maria Zélia in São Paulo
I’m sick to death of people being precious about #GMO produce. Functionally there is no difference between a grape bred to have little or no seed and a grape that has been modified in a lab for the same thing. Y’all are just scared of science.
You wanna talk about #Monsanto charging for “licenses” for their crops, ok. Talk about agribusiness killing the planet, ok. Talk about corporations copyrighting genetic code, ok. These are all valid concerns.
But the science is sound.
Allégorie du bonheur
~1 million Creative Commons images on 500px.com are dissapearing tomorrow!
If you have the resources please install the Archiveteam's Warrior program and select the 500px project! https://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=ArchiveTeam_Warrior
irc is #500pieces on efnet
thank you (boosts very appreciated)
and in poop news, summer edition
There might be poop in the water you’re swimming in so please don’t swallow it, CDC says
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/29/17519820/summer-swimming-water-sickness-cdc-warning-poop-bacteria
might be lewdish but i'm giggling. if you're a fan of the goldblum, this one's for you!
goldblum is daddy
https://youtu.be/WIvF_JeYhEE
If you or someone you love lives in the US and needs help accessing government services, I just found the BEST WEBSITE
https://howtogeton.wordpress.com/
This site talks about how to get disability, food assistance, medical care, affordable housing, all sorts of programs you may or may not have heard of, and how to apply, and how to appeal, and how to everything! It's great!
Regarde Miribro qui on a croisé à la promenade
Hey... got any leafs
just watched the new jurassic park movie and i wish I was a dinosaur so I could eat rich people
"So much of how I interact with social media is 'How do I uplift connectivity, vulnerability, and intimacy and how do I do away with the rest?'
I'm not here for the callout culture...for the takedown culture...for even just repeating all the horrific news....Where can I find the most loving, generative, creative patterns where I can be vulnerable? Because I need that."
- Adrienne Maree Brown https://www.endoftheworldshow.org/blog/2018/5/8/in-the-pattern
i may have created this just for a joke
The orchid mantis is a big weird lanky bug, which is relatable, but she also rocks high-femme fashion while being a terrifying predator with swords for arms, which is aspirational.
every time i see "paul d", my mind autocorrects it to "pauly d".